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George Carlin Quote - Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
GEORGE CARLIN

One Liner Petty Sweat
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
Life is tough, then you die.
GEORGE CARLIN

Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
GEORGE CARLIN

Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLIN

Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
GEORGE CARLIN

America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLIN

Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
GEORGE CARLIN

Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLIN

Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
GEORGE CARLIN

Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLIN

Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLIN

Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLIN

Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla

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