Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
GEORGE CARLINSome people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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