So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
GEORGE CARLINSome people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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