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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
GEORGE CARLIN

Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Crime Criminal Fight Fire Freedom
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Humour Owned Science Telescope
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
GEORGE CARLIN

One Liner Petty Sweat
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
Meow means woof in cat.
GEORGE CARLIN

Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win

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