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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.

Adam Carolla

I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
ADAM CAROLLA

Ambivalent Camera Cat Enough People Semi
If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Museums Rembrandt Somebody Spend Walking
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Enough Good Hurt Hurting Interesting Nice Parent People
I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Anything Connection Each Emotional Mom Other Understanding
I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Crazy Funny House Lonely Ratio Roof Someone Talk
There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Agnostic Atheist Away Bigger Cancer Christian Screening Take
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Chick Daughter Dude Fire Funny Mother Reason
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Excel Fail Failing Opportunity People
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Accomplishment Feel Good Should Yelled Yourself
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Act Boom Country Driven Gay Golf Real Rule Section Value
We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Always Country Going Gone See Want
You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Card Control Credit More Much Navigate Pill Realize Sugar Use
I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Ability Field Healthcare Playing Right Thinking Work
I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Burn Calories Happen Masculine Trying World
I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Admit God Know Law Other Same Way World

All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.

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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.

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