Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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