I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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