I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
ADAM CAROLLAAs I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I get depressed at airports.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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