Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I only write first editions.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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