If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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