Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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