Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLINAge is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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