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George Carlin Quote - Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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