If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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