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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Die Friendship Trouble Worth
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAIN

Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAIN

Advantage Education Knowledge Man Read
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Bad Conscience Memories Past
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAIN

Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
MARK TWAIN

Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAIN

Create Disappointment Father Heaven Humour Man Monkey
Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAIN

Book Praise Read
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAIN

Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN

Honesty Lying Shoes Travel Truth World
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAIN

Cheer Happiness Praise Self Love Yourself
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Blind Deaf Hear Inspirational Kindness Language
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAIN

Deserve Honor Wisdom
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAIN

Cease Exist Illusion Life Live

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