Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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