When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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