I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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