If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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