I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I only write first editions.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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