Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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