Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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