A lot of learning can be a little thing.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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