Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
SPIKE MILLIGANI cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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