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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People

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