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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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