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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.

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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself

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