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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.

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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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