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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.

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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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