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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I told you I was sick.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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