I can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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