I can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I told you I was sick.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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