Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINGet your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINThere’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAINIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAINThe fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINWhen angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
MARK TWAINClassic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAIN