When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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