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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

Mark Twain

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Appearance Doubt Humour Mouth Remove Stupidity
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Finding Hate Humour People Travel
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Accident Funny Humour Invention One Liner
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Die Friendship Trouble Worth
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Democracy Difference Government Vote
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Convince Fools People Reality
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Information Media Newspaper

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