I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m a hero with coward’s legs.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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