To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m a hero with coward’s legs.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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