Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I told you I was sick.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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