It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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