Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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