I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Time wounds all heels.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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