Time wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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All geniuses die young.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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