You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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