Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARX
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I only write first editions.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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