Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXI have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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