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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.

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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Interesting Reality Sense Theory
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I only write first editions.
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Attitude Edition One Liner Writing
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Elephant Funny Humour Morning Pajama
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Book Education Reading Television
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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