Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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