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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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