Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARXGetting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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