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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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