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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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