Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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