Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
More George Carlin Quotes
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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