The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Religion is just mind control.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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