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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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