If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
GROUCHO MARXAll people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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