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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.

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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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