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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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