Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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