If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARXA very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I only write first editions.
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