Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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