The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINPatriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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