Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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