I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
GROUCHO MARXThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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