I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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