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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Will Rogers

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

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