Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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