I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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