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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.

Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit

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