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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.

Will Rogers

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
WILL ROGERS

Debt Due never Pay Worry
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERS

Government Pay Thankful
A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS

Fools Money
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Judgment Man Missing
No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERS

Life Live Serve Work
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERS

Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS

Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want

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