Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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