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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time

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