The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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