Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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