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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

Will Rogers

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True

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