A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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