All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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