I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSPeople’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSThe short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS