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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.

Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track

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