The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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