I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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