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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

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