When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSEven if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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