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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman

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