What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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