I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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