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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want

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