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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote

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