Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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