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Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERS

Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry

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