It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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