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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

Will Rogers

Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

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