Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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