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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

Will Rogers

I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Man Meet never One Liner
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERS

Country Job Morning President
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERS

Fly People Rage
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS

Funny Humor Theory Woman
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERS

Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

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