There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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