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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

Will Rogers

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

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