A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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