A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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