Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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