Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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