There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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