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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Will Rogers

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want

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