If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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