It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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