I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERSPeople’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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