Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERSCommunism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS