Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSA fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS