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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Will Rogers

Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

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