If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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