black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Related Topics

Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERS

Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS

Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERS

Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
WILL ROGERS

Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Impression Inspirational Life
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS

Argument Change Mind Observation People
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS

Funny Humor Theory Woman
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS

Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes