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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

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