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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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