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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner

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