We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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