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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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