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Will Rogers

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing

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