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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS

Business Cost Count Man Pay
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS

Argument Change Mind Observation People
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
WILL ROGERS

Country Job Morning President
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS

Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERS

Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS

Common Sense Funny One Liner
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERS

Philosophy Trouble
No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS

Joke Pratical Trouble

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

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