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Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People

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