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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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