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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired

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