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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.

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The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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Deep Funny Live Nature Ocean
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Far Forever Goodness Immortal Live Myself
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Hairs Himself Mirror Reflection See
Clones are people two.
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One Liner People
You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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Act Attitude Head Herself Live Scare Yourself
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Forget Funny Myself
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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Listening Mistake Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Destroy Evidence Success Try Yourself
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Flight Leaving One Liner Yourself
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Advice Bird Deep Funny Patience Worm
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Appearance Funny Hairs Stick
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell.
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Heaven Hell Hot Rise Temperature Warm
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience Need Yourself

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