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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Spike Milligan

I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Coward Hero Legs Myself
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

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