Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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I told you I was sick.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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