I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I told you I was sick.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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