Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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