Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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