My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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