Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
SPIKE MILLIGANOnly on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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