Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was sick.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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