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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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