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I told you I was sick.

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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Car Carry Love Relationship Sex Vehicle
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself

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