Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was sick.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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I told you I was sick.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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