My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANChopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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