Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
SPIKE MILLIGANChopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I told you I was sick.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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