Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
SPIKE MILLIGANChopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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