There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANNever return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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