Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
SPIKE MILLIGANNever return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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