There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANNever return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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