My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m a hero with coward’s legs.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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