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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.

Spike Milligan

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Car Carry Love Relationship Sex Vehicle
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time

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