How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
SPIKE MILLIGANI’m a hero with coward’s legs.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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