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I told you I was sick.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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