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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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