Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
SPIKE MILLIGANI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I told you I was sick.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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