This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
SPIKE MILLIGANI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I told you I was sick.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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