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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.

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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I told you I was sick.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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