I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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