If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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I told you I was sick.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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