If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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