Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I told you I was sick.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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