To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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