If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I told you I was sick.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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