And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
SPIKE MILLIGANThis silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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